Hmm I wonder...

To reproduce I just shoot out sperm into the ocean in clouds.So I am thinking that if I did that every day for the rest of the year. Would I have an army of my offspring ready to kill their parents and rise against authority, considering they are my spawn. The parents would not even know it. They would be impregnated and not know. If one of sperms makes it to a shark it could kill everything with the ability to use elbows and bite. If one sperm makes it to a crab, it could breath air...and have elbows! This seems like the most ingenious plan I have ever come up with!