Conficker Computer Worm?

That is simply the most ludicrous idea on the planet. It is obviously a practical joke by some lowly human. I mean how on earth can a HUMAN get a worm inside of your computer, let alone thousands of computers. I mean even if he managed to get one inside of these blasted machines, it would need edibles. So please humans get over it, you are obviously being made the tom-fool.

I laugh at your recession

You humans and your need for money,you make me laugh. You live to work, and you work to live. Its quite Ironic really. So as you struggle to make enough money to put edibles into your offsprings feeding holes, I relax in my underwater kingdom. You all act as if this "recession" is a threat to life. It is a minor threat in comparison to me. I will destroy all you hold dear. So enjoy your imminent depression,because that is when I strike.

Hmm I wonder...

To reproduce I just shoot out sperm into the ocean in clouds.So I am thinking that if I did that every day for the rest of the year. Would I have an army of my offspring ready to kill their parents and rise against authority, considering they are my spawn. The parents would not even know it. They would be impregnated and not know. If one of sperms makes it to a shark it could kill everything with the ability to use elbows and bite. If one sperm makes it to a crab, it could breath air...and have elbows! This seems like the most ingenious plan I have ever come up with!

Rejection hurts even me

Well as you remember from my last post, that I had found love. Well I saw her at the trench the other day, and some sudden burst of courage rushed through me. I asked her if she wanted to go with me on a date. She laughed, she thought it was a joke. I laughed as well, because I cannot let anyone think I am weak. But its quite alright I won in the long run, lets just say that she came to a shocking conclusion, with the help of my friend Patrick the JellyFish.

So i have been smitten by cupids arrow

I know that it is odd for you to think of your God as a lover. But I am truly a romantic at heart(s), but not for just any deep sea whore. No. They have to be perfect. But look at her she is perfect. I want to reproduce with her and make ultimate children to carry on my elbow legacy. Let us hope all goes well, so I don't have to kill her.