I have gained a lot of weight.

My body mass is a lot higher than the last time I checked. I watch what I intake, and do many activities, how  is my fat so large. Is it age? Am I just getting older. This cannot be, I am only seventeen hundred squid years old. I am to young for a mid elbow crisis.

Will the owner of this sea vessel please take it away. I pass it every day on my way to work and it looks very fancy, and I do not want some homeless fish to find its way into it and urinate on it. So please take it away. If you need more information, it has the words ti-nic written on it. 

You are cordially invited.

To attend an evening of festivities and entertainment. My brother was murdered by one of my companions the other day, so we are having a festival to commemorate this joyous occasion. Knowing that your brother is against you is no small burden for one to bear on his elbows. So I decided to have him eliminated. So let us celebrate the annihilation of one more enemy, and being one step closer to victory. The location is 1554 Octopus Gardens. If you need help its the only trench with a basket ball hoop. Mark your human calendars for April 17th, because this will be a night to remember. 

He is so stupid.

Hey this is Elbow Squids brother, I totally jacked his computer.

Man he is so full of himself. Just because he just happened to be born with elbows he thinks he controls the galaxy. My stupid brother is off on another of what does he call it, oh yeah "scouting mission" I swear sometimes I think he was molested as a child, how else can he be so messed up in the head. So don't believe any of the crap he spews out of his ink hole, he thinks he is great but he is just a mutant squid. I will try to keep you updated on his idiotic escapades. Oh yeah also when he wet himself until he was 400.